Spoiler free, I promise.
- I enjoyed watching the movie, but probably won't watch it again.
- The plot is totally recycled from all the other movies.
- There are no plot twists.
- People who tell you there are plot twists lied, or have never seen the other movies.
- LENSE FLARES. OH MY WORD JJ ABRAMS. GET A NEW EFFECT.
- Light sabers are still cool, and still completely ridiculous weapons against blasters. Seriously; ever heard the phrase "don't bring a knife to a gun fight"? This is basically the space-age version of that saying.
- My automatic reaction to "May the Force be with you" is still "and with thy spirit"
- I would say something like the books were better, but there aren't really any books so...
- Gollum.
- The droids are still the best part.
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