Monday, December 21, 2015

10 Totally Subjective Facts of Dubious Verity Regarding the New Star Wars

Spoiler free, I promise.
  1. I enjoyed watching the movie, but probably won't watch it again.
  2. The plot is totally recycled from all the other movies.
  3. There are no plot twists.
  4. People who tell you there are plot twists lied, or have never seen the other movies.
  5. LENSE FLARES. OH MY WORD JJ ABRAMS. GET A NEW EFFECT.
  6. Light sabers are still cool, and still completely ridiculous weapons against blasters. Seriously; ever heard the phrase "don't bring a knife to a gun fight"? This is basically the space-age version of that saying.
  7. My automatic reaction to "May the Force be with you" is still "and with thy spirit"
  8. I would say something like the books were better, but there aren't really any books so... 
  9. Gollum.
  10. The droids are still the best part.

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